Rupo Thunderpants... a poem by Alexa Wagner (me!)

Rad Dan
Rad Dan

with his deep voice
he's the obvious choice

unlike poor Rupo
he's worth Shmoopo!

My man can speak
to snakes and sneak

Around in his cloak
poof!
there's some rainbow smoke!


With his mighty big sword
You'll never get bored

All Rupo has
is his flying Ford

So we must agree
To every degree

that Rad Dan
with his deep voice
is the obvious choice!