Wolverine: the same sexy "beast" (HAHA!)

Jean Grey: snazzy new feathered haircut!

Cyclops: amazingly FRESH new glasses! sooooo stylish!

Storm: HIDEOUS new feathered haircut... WHY did she change it to that???

Professor X: same old wise bald guy...

Magneto: evil old coot who (since the first X-Men) has been seen walking around incognito going by the name "Gandalf"... he is a (GAY!) pervy little hobbit fancier and if you see him PLEASE report him to local authorities...

Rogue: new coo' hairstyle... she can now magically make out with guys (we all saw what hapened when she tried that the first time!!!)

Mystique: same freaky very flexible blue girl

Iceman: BOBBY!!!!! SEXY BOBBY!!!!!! yeah!!!! use those iceman powers like no one can!

Nightcrawler: really REALLY freaky new guy... sort of like the old Toad???

Pyro: possibly the SEXIEST X-Man!!! aside from Bobby, of course... but i think that he could give Bobby a "run for his money"!!!

Deathstrike: girl version of Wolverine??? can spin through the air very well...