teeheeeee! sorry, couldn't help but
post this piece of crap i got off of AOL...
If you want to be sexy: Don't...
Bite your nails.
Eat food fast and furiously.
Pick your nose or face.
Scratch your body. It will seem like you have a rash.
Flip your hair excessively.
Sweat.
Chew with your mouth open.
Talk about your dream wedding.
Talk about your dream man/woman.
Talk about how much you hate your job or life.
Talk too much about yourself.
Make generalized comments about the opposite sex.
Burp.
Spit while talking.
Invade other's personal space.
Insult another person's clothing, job or friends.
Ignore the object of your affection.
Wear clothes you aren't comfortable in. Others will sense your discomfort.
Talk negatively about yourself.
Talk about your weight.
Come on too strong too fast.
Fidget.
Get so drunk that you make a fool of yourself.
Become overly emotional.
Monopolize the conversation.
And the best way to be sexy: Truly believe you are sexy. Sexiness is a state of mind.
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